what the deuce

runescape theme pouring into my ears. and yes i am back, fresh. what am i gonna write about this time. i think the key to writing better is to write straight from the hip. Okay, idioms yes i can't find that book and oh i need it very much ramanananananananaana knows more idioms than i oh no that cannot be i cannot let that happen so i am going to learn twenty a day and then i am going to practice writing after i pay to get my library card unbarred. alright and yeah i need to be as witty as andrew lin, and to improve my accuracy i gotta start shooting at everything that moves, i mean everything, everytime someone sets me up i need to take aim. i cannot let an opportunity pass, i don't have the time to think, oh i better say something witty by that time you are too late. too late, late everytime you think that you are late and lateeee. holy shit i better not

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I am a douchebag. I fucked up, yeah that's what I did. I don't even have the balls to ask money from my parent. Such a fucked up pussy yeah that's me alright. Although it looks like it now that ive been fussing for no fucking reason, just because i enjoy fuzzing. fuzzing lulz. okay i need to write today get as good as jbhifi yeah, i need to write clear coherent complete concise sentences, big task. i got my work cut out for me, yeah and what umat yeah i need to get my percentiles up asap. need to find out a secret formula, need to start on sec3 today. start looking at it alright. you got that you dunce, creative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hardcreative writing is not hard

there, if it doesn't work i want my money back

Fuck

I promise to strive for clarity cohesion and concision completeness.

Okay so heres the deal.

Its already the second thursday and i have broken every fucking promise i made to my self, taps my self on the back. no really its quite an achievement. 10/10 not bad. oh i am on the verge of like doing like like.... so seriously why can't i write. specifically why can't i write short stories, why, and why can't i write long sentences, tell me why what am i doing wrong. Why can't i concentrate, this really sux why can't i tell jokes why can't i tell stories. what is wrong with me do what do i have to do why cant i concentrate i always go off on tangents or don't take things seriously as i used to how do i get my mojo back HOW.

semantically dense sentences, AAAAAAAAh.
improving my expression hasn't done much for my english marks.

First post and no one to read it

Yeah this is my first post, or first entry or whatever you call it in blog land. So what shall I write about... Nothing too personal perhaps, I want to keep it clean. Um, yeah I think I will rant about something, something, oh yeah fuck it. I am writing this blog because I suck at English. It's been eleven fucking years and well people think I am still a wee bit fob. I get my prepositions muddled sometimes but who doesn't? Oh yeah, so I am in the process of fixing it. By learning idioms- heh isn't this sad. Technically I am a native speaker and well I am looking up books written or compiled whatever for ESL students. I haven't been to ESL in like a decade but it was worth a try and yes I benefited from that I think. Or maybe it's just that I've become more confident, or at least less unconfident, the teacher definately wasn't doing me any good. Well, I guess if I made up my mind not to do Phys in the first place, I wouldn't be... But look in the end it is really my fault. I could of done a lot of things but I didn't do it because I was either lazy or scared. Probably a bit of both. I dunno. Procrastination is killing me, slowly... Well good thing that I decided that I was killed the day I was born, if that makes any sense.

I digress. Yeah because I have nothing better to do I am going to write up a to do list.

1. I am going to try and learn like 200 idioms in the holidays(sif thats gonna happen) but to get the best out of it I have to learn to use them in different contexts to the ones that I am familiar to, you know like how ricky lee said that she didn't take anything off the platter. She twisted the idiom "on a silver platter". And yeah that's what I need to do. Oh geez why am I fussing about all of this, I probably know more idioms than most of the Asians. This is a fucking waste of time, says brain. But I have my mind set on doing this. And yeah I am a stubborn person so try convince me otherwise. Back to topic- oh yeah it's hard yeah, even to try and use the idiom in a different part of the sentence. I dunno what I am trying to say is that I want to master them, not just know them by sight or resite them . I want to like own it, make it my slave. Heh
2. Vigorous verbs, oh they are so useful, not really. But it does liven up your "prose", and make you sound more like a native speakers. Completely useless, but it won't take much of my time so yeah i will try and do that after...
3. Grammatically correct sentences yeah, characters and subjects. You know a while ago I had this habit of not finishing sentences and letting it hang over like a bad smell. But yeah, writing actually helps you to speak better. If and only if. A dilectic and diaological process , as they say in the classics. I am going to try and avoid nominalizations where possible. I take it back, but it won't be my first pick.
4.Balancing my sentences, some of the rhetorical techniques may help. But yeah similar amount of syllables, parallelism is incredibly useful.
5. Imply imply imply. Subtelty and subtext, this is going to be harder to achieve,
6. To help me be subtle I am going to get into the habit of thinking a half a sentence ahead, sounds impossible? IT probably is.
7. Work on my humour yeah I will get that book again on thursday and give it a serious look.
8. Oh yeah hyperbaton I think you are. I am going to try and master the sentence structure and the word structure likey.
9. Learn to speak fluently yeah, run them together
10. Is there a room to learn to use assonance and alliteration, you'd be suprised.
11. Oh yeah slang, too read dem books about them too yeah.
12. And well what else, metaphors nah- let's not take it too far. OH the irony.
what's parallelism.

OH yeah tommorow I will post about writing stuff.